*wolf whistles* hey der

oh soo preety

rawwwwrrrrr!!!

Aems!

Funny ...you don't LOOK preggers in that pic!

LMAO omg!

may cry.

Though...the breasts do seem a bit fuller

and rage. Which you may well experience when you come visit next week.

frequent rageful urination, coming right up

NUUUUUUUUUUUUU

https://www.xstreetsl.co...

gonna buy it, take it and stick it under ALL your noses to prove I just have fat ankles dammit

Aems:

fat arse my ankles?

your arse fat ankles?

we might be somewhat unique in our humour, but doesn't mind

snowflake my (fat ankle) arse

catchiest. movie title. ever.

not quite sure of the genre, but likes the concept

not watching anything with Andie gurning McDowell

she can CRAM the work

serves her right for wearing her coat indoors. Anyone with common sense would have known they wouldn't feel the benefit.

see? So many reasons to hate.

pffffttt your smoke screen doesn't work with me missy back to the topic at hand...do we have a baby daddy yet?

good GOD!

the father of teh imaginary baby, or would be if said baby were actually in existence, as it stands now he just gets to enjoy the "practice"

what, that we've been "practicing"?

and practicing and practicing and practicing...

followed by some practicing, for good measure

as everyone who is sensible knows, practice makes perfect.

yes, and perfectly un-pregnant, at that (Justene )

this might be the furthest off topic one of my plurks has ever gone. It'll be trousers and cheese next.

actually a little concerned to note those haven't been covered already. Except they kind of have.

Pignut: just not freenices...those things are frightening...and Ghostly...I suspect...is just not putting enough effort forward

WillowC: Sweetie...it is ok...its 2009..you can freely admit to being a tart and getting knocked up...we will still throw you a baby shower

shhhhh its ok...we know...hormones suck at this time

splutters

Pignut: well...you know...it is what we like to use with ...ermmm...sensitive women like her....shhhhhh

I do not need to be pregnant to appreciate a good tart.