我有五隻鳥：me got five birds to go~

他不是我的學生：he is not my student, really!

他們沒有鳥：they don't get no bird (and balls)

誰是你爸爸的醫生：you tell me, who the doctor it is! (you?! me?!)

看來我會得0分....

你的思維邏輯應該是小琉球那邊的中翻英...