me?

that's because you don't go out

no not you.

you call and cancel

I agree, you should have gone out and stopped having sexual relations with only your dog

i hear bacon jokes are good for ruts

true, but I did call. that has to count for something...right?

i'm not having sexual relations with my dog!

sorry sorry, my bad- i will print a correction

or clarification

clarification: robot cancels dates on annoying 86 yr old women who then yell and or cry about it

thats better.

aww you made her cry?

(good job)

robotwithdog is my kind of evil.

thanks monkey. she wasn't 86 by the way.

shush you

thought you went to sleep!