(Reply to somebody) Masala girl reminds me of [insert name]. [Insert name] thinks Edward Gorgeous Cullen is sooooooooooo hot too

Edward Gorgeous Cullen. Hahaha. I wonder if anyone else ever thought of that. I bet they have. I'll google it.

Edward Gorgeous Cullen. 69 results on Google. But they type it was "Edward gorgeous Cullen". Not very insulting. EGC is more sarcastic.

Edward Handsome Cullen. 1 result on Google. One only. WRITTEN BY ME.

Okay that wasn't true at all. Don't sue me. I don't know what made me type it. I plead absence of mind.

Edward Hottie Cullen. 647 results on Google. WTF? Would you give your child the middle name "Hottie"? Might as well call him Orange Fruit.

Quote: "I think Edward "hottie" cullen in the most beautifulest person in the universe". Beautifulest HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Edward Orange Fruit Cullen. Zero results. Yay.

Edward Hunky Cullen. Zero results. Nobody thinks he is hunky.

Whereas Jacob Black is in the Hunky Blog!

Not that I think much of Jacob Black. Because the guy is psycho. Actually, Edward is psycho too. Conclusion: Bella likes psycho guys.

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how about Edward Sparkly Cullen? Just occurred me.

Well, none. It's all Edward Sparkle Cullen. 1300 results HAHAHAHAHA