damn! I forgot to get toothpaste. Wonder if I could use my dogs toothpaste instead?
baking soda? Why would I have that?
nevermind, I'll just go get some,
breanne
says
if I had to come up with someone who actually *needs* a wife, it's you man.
I am quite helpless. Not sure a wife would improve things.
breanne
thinks
maybe you need hospice care then
robotwithdog
asks
is that like for "special" people?
oh brother!
breanne
says
no like people who come over to wash and feed you, like the elderly get
I'm listening....sounds great. Tell me more.
breanne
says
you'd have some lady come over and sponge you down
sounds really good now. Ok were do I sign up?
damn it chiefie!!!
breanne
says
that's true, it could be some 22 year old guy called Shane
Nevermind. I'll try to care of myself.
breanne
says
do try, or I'll send Shane over
Who the he'll is this Shane guy?
*hell
not cool man. not cool.
eloisa
says
use salt. or stay away from face-to-face human contact for a while... 
I'll try