Grrr....not that I am one, but at times I think lesbians have the right idea.

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle! (as long as I have my shower massage I'm good!)

Are those things any good? I've never had one. I'm not a big cold coffee fan.

OMG, you haven't lived until you've had a frapaccino. Deeeeelish!

If the Swamp Angel says to do it, I'll get one tomorrow or Tuesday!

You won't be disappointed, Frawg.