This guy actually got out of his car and chased after me on my bike, screaming obscenities all the while.

if he was the same guy who yelled "damn" at her backside as he drove by...

oh no!!!

that's terrible!

you should have ran him over once he got out of his car. cycle > human

car > cycle > human...

like this isn't a very accurate mathematical equation...

starcruiser > car > cycle > human > spleen > mouse

i don't see what's wrong with it!

imagines a mouse could dispatch a spleen without too much trouble.

Regardless, it's obvious I need to start riding my starcruiser to class if justice is to prevail.

starcruiser crasssssh

if there is anything greater than a starcruiser?

after considerable research, no.

...i hate to correct you, dear, but the death star is obviously greater than a star cruiser.

um, haven't you seen the movie? it's just a death melon.

withholding judgment on the starcruiser/deathstar debate, but knows both Guy and Jennifer are misguided.

STARCRUISER... CRISHHH!

for some reason suddenly thought that said "road rape", and was like, "WTF, HoPo?!"