Tiny Tyrant
has
received a novel from the dermatologist. All things I'm allowed to use on my skin, starting with Anti-Wrinkle/Anti-Aging stuff 
pffft....you don't need any of that, you're gorgeous!
Ruprecht
has
two words to cure you of the dematologist: Belt. Sander.
You're - how do the kids say it nowadays? - The Bomb. You don't need no stinkin' dermatologist .....
At least they gave you a list of the things you *can* have!