"they're like... the motherfucking goombas"

hahaaah

our exchange regarding our confusion at the popularity of zombie movies

'vampires are at least... classy'

"i mean, even vampirates and kind of cool"

"but zombies..they dont even have special powers. they're just hungry for brains"

its kinda true

that's the point

the zombie is the perfect de-humanized terror

it has no motivation except food, it has hardly any weaknesses, no remorse, no mercy, no intelligence to trick

that's what they're for!

GOOOOMBAS.

LAME. boring!

hey, whose fault is it if you can't appreciate the subtlety of a fine monster?

fine?!

at least dragons can get thorns stuck in their foot!

they're metaphorical!

i prefer metaphysical!

actually, that's a lie - that just freaks me the fuck out.

hahahahaaha