Number One Way: Don't Eat Veggies

Strangely enough, that's also in the list of 7 ways to make sure you die young.

Carrots are effing delicious.

However, they do not make your eye sight better. Carrots lied about that one.

whhhhat but the carotenoids! prooove it.

knows quite a few people with TERRIBLE eyesight (herself included) who LOVED carrots when they (the people, not the carrots) were younger.

Those carrots betrayed me.

Maybe without them you would have been blind!

Maybe without England you would be cooler...

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