patiently waiting for stanley steamer to come shampoo these carpets they were susposed to be here hour ago. 
waits with you
does not tell tiny the story of the american carpet cleaner, the collect call, jailtime and erm.. roses?
Tiny_Dayafter
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roflmao, I love you kai.
pssst if the steamcleaner calls collect DO NOT ACCEPT THE CHARGES
Tiny_Dayafter
says
they finally showed up hour and half late.