the Bank of America ATM that gives twenty when you ask for ten?

i thought it was the guy paying people twenty dollars to swim in the fountain for his photography

Wait, profaner, seriously?

oh yeah

two days ago, I'm sure they fixed it

Damn.

I discovered that if you have a Shell gift card, and you run it down until there's under a dollar on it, the pump will run about $1.50

before cutting out.

Free gas!