how do you fuck up spaghetti when your name is noodleworks?

name FAILED

try instant noodles instead

you can halve the steak.

I got this name for other reasons. *tear*

i285.photobucket.com/alb...

what cuisine of wife will u be ordering

the bitch already ate the steak.

u teh banana instead

they will be lining up now...

if bacon can keep it a secret...

if noodleworks can share his secret to teh kitteh meow

I think I will order a classic russian mail order bride.

to know if the classic russian mail order bride comes with a classic russian dress(ing)?

the dressing will be provided by me

it will be home made dressing...

I told you that you needed a wife!

yes I know you did. Your always right...maybe I need a half Japanese mail order bride. I wonder.....

I'm not cooking for you, sucka

no, no japanese. they cry when you sexor them!

what the hell is sexor?

that's the only thing i can cook akshully

www.avietnambride.com/

just in case u're serious and want one NOW.

oh. well i guess that won't be a problem then

it's okay. one day