at this time of night? What were you doing?!

omg! RU ok?

whaaaaaaaaaat!

BE CAREFUL WOMAN <3

argh!! that would definitely put a cramp in your day.

turned on the wrong hob burner and it had a carrier bag on top! It smells appalling in here even now

had to go and sit outside on the doorstep for half an hour in the cold while the fumes cleared

sighs..do I need to have you supervised at all times?

yes I break stuff

*fans the smoke away and feels bad for you* Ihave a fire in my basement right now if it helps. (but I did it on purpose)

from experience, I would recommend keeping plastic bags away from it

you and I living together again, I suspect, would go a long way to disproving the phrase "safety in numbers".

im very sketchy about fire since my whole house burned down a few years back so pleeeeeaaaaaze be careful!!!!

Pignut:

some jokes are worth the brewing time.