good for you, fish breath!

"fish breath" I don't like that one cookie pants.

yes, I am awesome!

, sorry sugar tits

you all are wack

suger tits? not cool. I haven't been called that since I got out of prison.

I bet you haven't gotten as much action as you did in prison either.

whoohoo no more cereal tonight!

Don't worry things will change once my new bride gets shipped.

ask cherry blossom girl? Or Real Girl?

Alphatude's emoticons aren't far off

cookie pants likes that emoticon a little too much

just now noticed the link...dear lord woman!

that's your wife that's been "shipped"

slutty sailor doll could be your new pet name.

no, the trick to good nicknames is that you need to be able to say it in a grocery store

yeah like "sugar tits."

does not have a problem with saying slutty sailor doll in a grocery store.

I use that one all the time.

or bacon butt.

would not be happy if someone yelled "sugar tits" at me while inspecting cantaloupes

hmm can you pass your melons over to me so I can check them for ripeness please sugar tits?

MrSling.....mmmm....maybe.....

I'm so proud