Have to cross the shop floor, safety shoes are required.

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imagining safety shoes. They won't cross the street unless they're in the crosswalk. And they don't run with scissors, either.

it's a good thing they don't actually make them like that - we'd have to wear them.

They have steel toes and are electrically either grounded or insulated I can never remember.

I saw steel-toed running shoes at Wal-Mart a while back. Must be for running through rough neighborhoods!

they do a LOT of damage should you need to kick someone.

Not that I have any actual experience there.

Nope, I have all the kicking experience... good thing I never wore steel toes huh TheRandomMuse