where the bacon?

ola

daddy?

me

are you my daddy? you wanted photos of boobies? oh no. this is not right.

why must you turn everything into something sick and twisted? wait, did you say boobies?

daddy is asking for boobie pics? Daddy is a slut.

oh yeah. you like dirty boobies. daddy

dirty?

well yes. the boobs. they were dirty.

AND YOU COULDN'T TELL!

still yummy either way.

extra dirt tastes good

nevermind.........

s_sick

what the hell is that stuff!?!

dear god that looks like my mother's cooking

*that* was what Filipinos call "bagoong" (pronounced ba-gaw-ong), or shrimp paste

hmm... i wonder if that tastes better than it sounds or looks?

yes. It's very salty. It's added to dishes to add an extra salty-shrimpy-seafood accent. But boy it kinda smells a bit.

eww

hahaha. I suppose it's safe to say it's an acquired taste.