getting a revealing look at what his parents would have written if they had Internet in 1986.

I hear that. ... FRAK forgot to buy beer... that leave me with... aaah crud... whinging.

you haven't learned to turn it off yet?

beer always helps with whinging

is facibus means: forgetting one is married which led to the sex with strangers which led to the divorce which led to the loss of all ...

..one's shit in the divorce settlement?