they are not just for the young and lovely but for the mid-young and mildly attractive?

what about me!?

you're there aren't you? So that would be young and lovely with facial hair!

i guess that includes me too

I just heard you say you shaved

i shaved my neckbeard

i still have a beard/goatee

ah, then you definitely qualify!

you would always qualify for cool, Fleep!

you shaved your neard?

lol @ neard and also

and creepy