Phoar! You have no idea! That's why I bought a no-frost freezer.

DON'T DO IT YET. What if you have a defrosting accident and have to miss some of X Factor? That wouldn't do.

not doing it now, that's far too much like hard work.

probably never do it, if we're going to be honest.

it IS a no-frost freezer, but nobody seems to have told it

Maybe your freezer's feeling rebellious this Halloween?

your freezer has got such an ATTITUDE.

but thats the freezers Halloween Costume as Frosty the Snowgerator

that's all very well but I can't get my ice cream out

this thread is *gripping drama*

I know right??