OMG!!!!!!!! Are you ok?

yes, except I look like some sort of hooligan!!

Are you gonna see a doctor? You're lucky that's all that happened.

I'm pretty sure it's just a flu thing, but I will not be attempting cleanliness again until it goes away. Grub is for the best.

to know why you're not in bed RIGHT NOW

it's because she's busy texting me about being bummed by Christopher Biggins. True story.

I think we ALL know who instigated that text, Miss Pig "ballsack" Nut.

going back to bed, honest!

how dare you.

hmmmm... should I change my plurkname to Pig "ballsack" Nut?

yes.

Are you possibly preggers?

AHA! Problem solved.