I'm sorry to hear that. Get a chair with wheels and have someone push you?

can't... i will either ran into someone's work station or cupboards

in the off hours, move the printer to your next door neighbor's desk.

and encase his stapler in jello.

everything is so rigid.. the printer has to be at this area, no non corporate poster, no this, not that... FUCK

it sounds like you need to hack the corporate rules document...

that sucks

on the bright side, i think i should lose weight soon