Are these clients of yours? Relatives? Or do you just watch them on TV?

the first one

and i am sorry, javi

oh javier ... you don't appreciate the bleached hair, the fake tan, and the neon-green dress? not to mention the spray-on glitter?

www.sherv.net/cm/emo/hug...

I deal with annoying and fake people every day!

Authors and public speakers can be just the same, though there are certainly exceptions.

spray-on glitter now

it's a good time. and some authors are awesome, but that's probably because nobody know his, erm their, name(s) yet. yeah.

Many of them, once they're published, think they're Stephen King lol

hmmmm maybe they need to get run over while they are taking a walk in the wee hours? or something

I can't wait to get all pretentious!! but I'll think I'm Tom Robbins or Kurt Vonnegut, but without all the smartness the kids hate.