car is clean now. I will not say what the source was.

you shat in it.

nope. Not this time

wasn't you this time? someone else?

it wasn't any kind of body fluid or waste.

really really really old food

Yes. A chicken leg and a slice of cherry pie.

boooring. i was hoping for dead hooker, or something of the like

Dead hooker was last week. Don't you pay attention?

you weren't paying attention last night

to what? What happened?

if you don't know, i'm not telling you!

or you could just experience a day of.... contentment.

who? him? no!

a WHOLE chicken leg? u bought it and forgot about it?

succubitch we both know i was joking shhhhhh

damnit, i suck at keeping secrets!

i just found something to complain about. people who respond to plurks hours later or sometimes even days later.

www.plurk.com/user/ssama... i dont like chicken so i have no idea where it came from.

note to self: don't respond to robot's plurks after 6 minutes

what's this smiley about, i mean really

doesn't it look dirty

prision?