As I recall, they shut it down a while back and turned it into a "boring workplace" simulation.

Oh, perhaps that was it. I have something called "Second Life" that emails me sometimes to tell me to pay rent or answer silly questions.

it's all a dream.

"hello i am in your shop where is your shop", that sort of thing.

I thought maybe I had set up some sort of satirical art piece and forgotten about it.

What are "spare moments"? I'm not entirely certain I understand the concept...