Nothing is funnier than a well timed fart.
I make loud ones that don't smell and MrsSpenceMan yells at me for doing it...
... and yet when she drops a silent, nose-shattering nasal buster near me and I react, she giggles and thinks it's funny. 
disneyfan822
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disneyfan822
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Hey, girls farts smell like roses. 
Well then MrsSpenceMan needs a rose-scent refill!
disneyfan822
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Pregnancy farts are THE WORST, too!
Burned my nose hairs clean off!
...but I'm gonna shut up now, lest MrsSpenceMan find this and decide to put my dangly bits in a jar.
PaUlA_bAbYy
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lol