umm...Eyore has his face between your...never mind.

*Eeyore

tut, that eeyore is such a perve.

yes, he's a sly one

hahaha! That fucking Eeyore kept following me around.

you're lucky you didn't end up in the same mess!

o.O *eyes her winnie-the-pooh, just in case*

you call it lucky, I call it unFAIR. (Do you see?)

god he can't even be faithful to a bosom he claims

this is yet another example of our disastrous taste in men. Oh, he's grumpy and unfaithful? SOUNDS PERFECT.

hung like a donkey though, or so I've heard.

I can confirm that, I could feel it

falls down laughing