Call to County Dispatch - 'I lost my handcuffs.... *static*... no... they are on perp... *static*... he just hurdled 4' fence!'
is that true?! 
absolutely true
right here in Pinellas County, Clearwater Florida, USA
female officer made the call.. I was actually listening to the scanner when it came through
funniest shit I had ever heard in my life!
now that's funnier
