Hi!
Hello !
ohmanzxc , giv me a SMILE !
u giv my daughter "

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dis is vry unfair , do u noe tat ?
yesyes , dis SMILE is much more WIDER !
hahaha ! My daughter muz b vry vry envious !
wait...lemme show your "daughter" sth....wait arh...
now no one will be envious.
unfair , u gave her TWO emotions !
wad kind of uncle r u arhs ! giv ur niece 2 emotions , ur sister , me , got only 1 ?
actually, your my grandmother.

cn i carry u ?
how cn my beloved son giv birth to such a BIG child yet he din even mention it right at my face ?
WHO'S your mother ?! tell me . i demand my beloved son to MARRY her RIGHT AWAY .
being shy cant resolve the problem . I SHALL SETTLE HIS PROBLEMS FOR HIM THEN .
tell me , WHO IS YOUR MOTHER !
haiz , cnnot b picky . muz resign to fate !
cn i object to dis wedding ?
cuz they alr made two kids...
two kids ? who is the ANOTHER one ? Box ?
CAN lahh , 1 kid cme w papa , another kid go w mama .
go find Ian, our lawyer!!!
he'll object your objection!!!
oh rly ? i dun even NID a lawyer , bcuz once Alien enters the COURT , yesyes ! I will WIN for sure !
OBJECTION ! My beloved son has a wife PRESENTLY , he cant divorce her , she will b heartbroken
HOW CAN YOU GUYS B 3RD PARTY & ruin a HAPPY family ?
Aliens are always objected.
NAHS , cnnot b . u muz b mistaken .
unless , u ask ur mother to "bear more fruits" to continue the generations , den i WON'T object
u try convince your son and daughter-in-law first.
u , as their SOCALLED son , u shld b the one convincing them mahs .
as for me , i shall wait for the outcome ! .
u want a good outcome, u hav to do it yourself.
-.- u cn oso do it for me mahs .
aiye , they dunnid my advise , they will definitely wan to go BEAR FRUITS one .
oi , dun snatchy mango w me horh .
u cn get other fruits , BUT not mango . MANGO's mine !
i call dibs on mango first!
u wan mango, go ask your own parents!
nvm , i ask from my son & daughter-in-law is the same .
dis isn't a "first come first serve" basis .
I WANT MANGO ! dun snatchy w me .
i snatch snatch also can.
i send u go old folks home better.
hey you ! you unfilial grandson . how cn u send me to old folks home !
to think i actually giv birth to my beloved son , den finally he and his wife produced you .
its all ty to me tat u're able to born in dis world !
8 letters , 3 words , 1 meaning for you : YOU GO DIE !
i will!...at abt 70 to 90 years later.
at least u'll die earlier!
ehh .. die earlier wont b sth BAD . u will receive ur retribution for treating ur grandma
at least i'm taller than u!!!
are you ? who says so ! im TALLER thn you . u seems to b taller thn me is cuz ur hair stood up , help u mahs .
if i cut ur hair , den i confirm TALLER thn u .
u're a kid to me , u're my grandson lei . HOW OLD ARE YOU , kid !
u cut it and i'm still taller than u!
u're SHORTER thn me ! i duncare .
oi , since jus now , u hasnt even ans my ques !
at least i'm taller than u!!!
u wan measure again izit ?
okays , bring it on . im 100% absolutely , definitely , certainly , exactly confirm & sure
HOW OLD ARE YOU , young teenage BOY ?
*how many times must i say it...*
HOW OLD ARE YOU , YOUNG TEENAGE ?
U know tats vry rude of you to ask me ques b4 u even reply my ques .
on a rate of my unfilial-ness from 1 - 10...i'll say 12!
but i'm only treating this way to u.
aiyo , change name liaos .
its sooo unfair of you to do tat to me .
U will leave scar on my heart .
wad a pain that i hav a grandmother like u...
u shld feel honour instead . having such a WONDERFUL , FANTASTIC , AWESOME grandmother like me .
its like u have always wish that you could always stay onto dis life ,
having such a grandmother like me adores you soo much .
such a happiness , such a wonderful life .
...and the way u're treating me gives me a doubt of it...
i noe the way i treated u is soooo awesome , right !
dun ever doubt of it . bcuz u will nvr regret it .
I WILL TREAT YOU VERY VERY WELL !
Trust Alien , Trust Alien .
Okays , dunnid to trust .
jus noe tat , i will TREAT you vry vry well
u mean the opposite of it?
an Alien like Me will NVR NVR treat my own grandson so badly .

VERY .
so , YOU BETTER ask ur PARENTS to "bear fruits" for me .
I WARN YOU , I WARN you .
i'm not even meeting them till 1st Dec...
aiyo , holidays nvr meet up de uh ?
i will die stuffing at home .
i've been through worst...so i can tahan.
meetup w them lahh , ask them to "bear fruits" for me asap .
i'll tell them u wan durian...
No , durian suits you MORE , as for me , MANGO suits me MORE !

yesyes !
i dun eat durian and neither do i wan durian .
i snatchy MANGO W you , i duncare .
I CAN . even if u ate the mango , even if u digest the mango , im jus gonna dig dig dig into ur digestive system
but i'm gonna hav my mango next week, and u wont be seeing me, so u cant dig it out! Muahahaz!
im seeing u nxt week , friday .
im gonna dig dig dig it out !
u cn nvr escape my clutches .
scare le worhs , *hehehe*
u shall die , on friday . im gonna dig dig dig like mad .
u're gonna b sooo surprised tat im soo powerful all of a sudden tat u cnt fight bck .
den i'll give an excuse for not turning up on Fri.
wowowowow ~ cool huh, so many respond, haha!

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