Little Giusy, daughter of the mayor of a small Sicilian village, had the bad habit of Vantas

every opportunity to be the daughter of the mayor. The mother annoyed by this attitude did

nothing but scold her: "Giusy, you must not say that you're the daughter of the mayor, is not

well to boast of the position of the pope ', hear?". The day after the baby and mother are invited to a party for the birthday of a

boyfriend. During the festival one of the parents of another child asks the little Giusy: "You are the daughter of the mayor, right?". And

Giusy: "But until the other day so I thought, 'but yesterday my mother told me no."

XD

Was so 'bad that once I send' a picture to "lonely hearts". It to him sent back. It said: "We are not so 'lone.

Perche 'skeletons do not play ever in church? Why not have the organs!

lol

perchè=Why

What 'the patron saint of tigers? San Dokan.

Some guys take a cat by the tail, sprinkled him with petrol and set fire. Then the cat starts to run,

but all of a sudden stop in the middle of a road. Perche '? It was over gasoline.