robotwithdog
says
caugt my dog having "relations" with a shovel this morning. I didn't think a female would do such things.
I didn't even know I owned a shovel.
succubitch
says
bwahaha. you didn't own a shovel until this morning. and you know all the wrong sorts of girls 
breanne
asks
you didn't think females have "relations"?
breanne
asks
or is it the fact that it was with an inanimate object?
Saki Kimono
says
was the shovel dressed as a poodle?
I didn't think female would be humping everything in sight.
girlarsonist
says
my boyfriend is to me what your shovel is to your dog.
good to know, thanks.
Saki Kimono
says
ya! women have needs damnit
Saki Kimono
says
(they don't usually involve garden tools tho)
ssamantha
says
asks who are you to judge?
robotwithdog
says
I will take that as a compliment.
succubitch
is
looking for grammatical errors 
succubitch
is
hah! i found a spelling error. CAUGT? 
I see them. You don't have to tell me.
I'm mobile I can't help it.
succubitch
says
the moment is now over. goodbye.
Saki Kimono
says
lmao MissAttitude
Saki Kimono
says
mobile is not a crutch robotwithdog
Saki Kimono
says
no excuses for poor grammar
Saki Kimono
says
and btw, don't think we plurkers haven't figured this out - your dog had to have learned this behavior from *SOMEONE* 
succubitch
thinks
robotwithdog maybe had a hoe in his bedroom
succubitch
thinks
robotwithdog should not be moving and plurking. he will cause accidents.
my female dog prefers the pillow.....I think most bitches might
klaubette
says
hai thar!! kitteh missed ya 
Mr San
says
i had my dog's nuts cut off. He won't ever have that urge again...