D:< KICK THE INTERNET IN THE BALLS

FFFFFFF

ITS THE ONLY ONE I HAVE D; it will raeg on my azz Dx

lulzzz

I kick my internet in the balls when it doesn't behave ;3;

NEEDLESS TO SAY, it usually behaves >8);;

:B

*kicks*

*Fails*

D;

D':

MINE ALWAYS STOPS WORKING WHEN THE PHONE RINGS

TALK ABOUT FAIL

LOL

*CALLS IRE*

LMAO

mine is being a betch >:I

........Ellie you inconsiderate biotch, calling me at this time!

*has no shame and lets phone ring*

pick up~ pick up~ pick up♫

*picks up* WHAT. SEEMS TO BE YOUR MAJOR DYSFUNCTION

:'d

*HUGS*

I wanted to hear your voice~

OH BB, I KNEW IT

You sound a little husky :/

w-what were you doing?

D:

Ah- ehr... you know... I thought... the tylYama you sent me was for using?

s-sorry

i never thought th- oh... geez.. this is embarrassing!

I'm really sorry.

D:!!!

*cries over the phone*

LMAO

HEY who could blame youuu? >8)

just make sure you share him with Dera

y-you ho >A< I NEVER WOULD HAVE EXPECTED THIS FROM YOUUU

P-please Maria Gisella, don't think bad about me, this was a mistake! Look, I've already fixed it, I brought Goku here

and he's totally screwing him. It's ok. It's all over. I still love you.

CAN WE BE FRIENDS AGAIN

[/soap opera]

MARIA GISELLA PFFFTTTTT

you are enjoying this man secks SO NO ITS NOT ALL BETTER

W-well. *STOPS LOOKING FOR YOU*

CAN YOU SEE MY LOVE SHINE?

*stares*

I ONLY SEE GHEI LUST >:I

Ire 10 minz is up

vamonos a dormir! *tugs*

HEY I UNDERSTOOD THAT ONE 8D

lulz doomie <3

GOOD NIGHT SEXIES

IT WAS BEAUTIFUL TALKING TO YOU

<3

NUAKIIREEE

>3<

*goes to sleep in the same bed*

*cuddles*