better get it in now before you're hitched

with you or your dog?

It just might save her job. I'm pretty sure I have to let her go in a couple of weeks. Bwhahahahaha!

lawsuit?

without a doubt

hm.. is she interesting?

oh who cares about that. is she HOT?

She has a pulse, that's all I care about.

and this, ladies and gentlmen, is how you end up with CRAZIES

hahaha meow

wait a minute? what makes you think she wants to get it on with you? Did she *not* tell you that you suck first thing in the morning?

not sure if "you suck" is supposed to be a demand, or a statement

is going to ignore breannes comment.

breanne is jealous

without a doubt.

yes, I am jealous of robotwithdog's life.

dear god I hope your kidding.

soon you will share it

I'll apply for a Russian wife

whatever turns you on

oh shit! I forgot about that. I wonder if I can still cancel.

maybe I can apply for a Russian husband. Does that happen too?

I shouldn't shop online while drinking Old Crow.

stop it, you're not drinking Old Crow

I could be. How do you know?

because I'm psychic

more like psycho.

perhaps breanne is in robotwithdog's brain. has been there once. is scary scary place

I'm not psycho.

Oh stop. You liked it.

it was full of girls. it was great

and a llama.

i heard llama and came running

don't do your receptionist- that's how you get in trouble

no fun

and for the last time- just because she answers you with "yes sir" does not mean she wants to spank you

are you sure?

someone addresses you as "sir"?

yes all the time.

did someone say llama?

<~~~ has 3 llamas in the family

they're in the backyard... running around the pool