Actually you don't have to pretend, cause you ARE.

hides and waits for 3.0

3.0 will be so advanced, with permanent posting, energy-efficient products made from green materials. faceplates too! We'll call it "books!"

web 2.0 is a typo we are actually on 0.2.0

just had his mind blown.

you're pretending well, keep up the good work Armie!

always been a great pretender.