if you don't have shit to do, why not?

nothing i cant cancel.

isn't your wife supposed to be shipped in?

two more weeks. i was unable to cancel my order. those russian pimps dont fuck around.

you're telling me! I used to be one.

a pimp

that explains everything

does it?

it explains the violence anyway

I'm not violent. I'm zen.

stabbing and hitting is not zen.

who did I hit?

maybe we should focus on the stabbing

what about it?

it cool?

I only want to stab a little.

like this guy: media.threadless.com//pr...

you have my blessing.

I had my first drink at 6:30 am this morning.

wow! You're quite progressive

yesh. then took a lil nap until woken to make french toast. with another drink.

it's been a sweet saturday

god bless you monkey!

if I hung out with you guys too much I'd be perpetually drunk

exactly

if I'm more fun drunk

everyone is. everyones also a lot more attractive as well

I don't know about that...

yesss

no! your karma will go down and no one will be here to keep me in line....

now you know i don't wake up until at least noon so you can sleep in but after that...

yes ma'am.

love the question... but the real deal is: can you sleep all day?

the good news is, you can get as sloshed as you'd like

i did only a couple of times... i crashed after class finals. didn't wakeup for work following day.

the following day? man, after finals at Rutgers, my friends and i used to buy a case of nyquil and lay around like noodles watching netflix

for at least a week

gotta have the downtime after that kind of stress

nyquil?

ya- it was cool cause i had this oversized custom king bed - there would be like 8 of us lounging all over it watching movies halfway asleep

brilliantsylvia, brilliantpamela, brilliantdali and i all lived together- the rest would just crash w/ us for the week