just heard the best description of a person ever: &quot;he's like a cross between a bollard and misery&quot;.

15 years ago

just heard the best description of a person ever: "he's like a cross between a bollard and misery".

15 years ago

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15 years ago

Piggers I think he may have been your ideal man. The one who said it, not the bollard.

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15 years ago

what makes you say that? Was he cross-eyed, poor, mentally unstable and 10 years younger than me?

GET HIS NUMBER.

15 years ago

yes, pretty much. Shall I get my bridesmaid dress on?

15 years ago

ooh lovely! Tell him I LOVE HIM. While wearing your bridesmaid dress. That should do the trick.