tough.

i don't see why you can't enjoy both at the same time.

Jer has a man infatuation with you.

hahahaha fruit rollups AND porn

are you eating the fruit rollups while watching porn though. or are you watchin porn with fruit rollups in it

if i'm lucky enough, all of the above

now im tempted to google fruit rollup porn

Ichi like that fruity porn, kno what Im sayin

google found nothing

ime to go to /r/

zip.4chan.org/cgl/src/12...

ill /r/ it tomorrow after school, cuz im going to sleep and itll 404 by the time i wake up

;__;

/r/ found nothing if 4chan doesnt know of the fruit rollup porn, there probably is none

make some?

i feel as though this is something i should not do alone. And am single. therefore. will not do so.

HAHAHAHA DO IT ALONE WITH A FRUITROLL UP

HAHAHAHAHAAH.

sounds cute.

extremely worried by this

you should be. Its what they do in sororities.

maybe you're sorority sisters would help me then

D:

engineering sorority? yeah, fun bunch there?

D: Sounds sticky

i think anything sexual with candy products is. but the question is. is it worth getting sticky? and the answer to that question is probably

whatever you do, avoid honey.

i'll do that. while i stock up on pop-rocks.

D:

HAHA! Poprocks sounds exciting. Honey wouldnt not be..I always get it on my hands when I put it in my teaaa..ToT TOOO STICKY.

I think you misunderstood the context, V. This is proly the one time candy didnt excite me.

hahaha pop rocks ARE exciting. and tingly

this is a hard decision

neither.

poptarts and making out are better

gushers and dry humping ftw

fruit by the foot and hugging. i'm feeling pg-13.

...or maybe even G.

candy in general and long distance relationships with nice hair

phail to you both

to be a part of the general phail going on here

A wild Alex has appeared.

?!

GO PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU

QUICK! THROW BALLS AT ALEX!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it did sound like that

/throws balls

uses splash

Are you sure you would like to release Alex back to the wild? >yes no

Alex has been released to the wild. Goodbye Alex!

/fade to black

I DONT WANT A FUCKING MAGIKARP

/runs away MUAHAHA YOU MISSED OUT ON GETTING A DITTO!!!

HAHAHA FUCK

lol wow

HAHAHAHAHA LOVE

Jamie had a fruit rollup at lunch today...ToT

Did she have a chin?

chin porn

....exactly.

Nuu...naked chins. I guess thats wut facial hair is for.

Coverin ur chinhole from sex.

I DONT HAVE A COVER. HEEELP!

i dont wanna think about porn and jamie in the same conversation D: nuuuuu

NUUUU DO NOT WANT

HAHAHAHAH TOO LATE. ;D GET A BEARD JER.

No dont. Allow the rape.

what if there were fruit snacks? still no?

beard fruit rollup porn. hmm

always watned to grow a beard. love fruit rollups