complete with drinking by yourself?

yes

i don't know why you you appear to prefer the company of yourself and us fake internet people, to the ones in your vicinity...

not sure what i enjoy.

you enjoy being picked on and your real life friends think you're scary. i must ask why you think they're afraid...

are you prone to rage blackouts? do you turn green?

im not concerned with being judged. i just get annoyed.

Maybe because i am a jerk and im 6 foot 1 inch and 245 lbs.

lol. jerk, my ass. you still don't make any sense. i still think you've got to be a chick

*unzips* nope im all man

*squints* you sure about that?

oh wait, i don't have to squint. i'm asian. if i close my eyes anymore, i won't be able to see

thats it! im done with you.

oh. i meant, um. my robotwithdog, you might be too much man for me

stop being such a bitch.

and what are you going to do about it if i don't? assault me with that man thing you found in your pants?

do you really need to me to tell you about this shit again?

i'm going to grab that hand and smack you upside your head with it. then tell you to stop hitting yourself

usually i have to pay big bucks for that kind of action.

who said it was going to be free? i *did* used to work for an escort service

really?

yup