Ewww.

that what that smell is?

going to brush teeth with bleach. that should do the trick.

do i want to know what died in your mouth...

baking soda would be better

or you know, Listerine

thats just crazy talk.

don't forget to floss!

is it? I use that shit every night. I think that's why I can eat spicy food. My tongue is numb

do you talk funny because your tongue is numb?

do I talk funny?

i don't know, thats why im asking

oh, I thought you were insulting me again.

what do you mean again? i have nothing but kind words for you.

uh huh

is the problem solved now? We like our robotwithdog with minty fresh breath