ALMOST AS MUCH AS SHE PEES

HAHAHAHAHHA.

WTF YOU GUYS. WTF. I THINK I NEED A DOCTORE.

ohhh, Sam. your bodily functions are my favorite <3

it's okay, Sam. We... all... throw up sometimes?

and some of us throw up all the time.

I DONT REMEMBER HALF OF THEM

AM I A SECRET DRUNK?

it's okay Sam. I ate a whole orange to get out of school.

HAHA dont people eat whole oranges alot?

Or were u drunk?

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Are you drunk right now?

I think we're having a misconception on the term "whole orange".

Does it mean penis or something and Im not getting it?

Mason, did you eat the rind?

The rind of the penis?

there we go. be near a bathroom kids, coz you're goin home afterwards

You eat the rind of the penis you are on the way TO YOUR HOUSE.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

when did we start talking about penises?

orange penises? with rinds?

having a conversation with sam doesn't work if you have understanding of linear logic

So. Mason ate an orange penis rind to get drunk during school?

Yeah

HOLY SHIT I ATE AN ORANGE THAT TASTED LIKE ALCOHOL ONCE. I THINK IT WAS FERMENTING WHILE STILL AN ORANGE

HAHAHA WHAT

Hope ur penis doesnt do that

as a general rule i try to keep oranges away from direct contact with my penis

rules were meant to be broken.

I agree with Chef

so now im making a porno with a beard, fruit loops, and an orange...

fruit LOOPS?

HAHAHA something u wanna tell us Jer?

Bout yo sexual loops?

FRUIT ROLLUPS

U turned it into something with a hole.

that hole is far too small.

HAHAHAHA SO U TRIED

lies. it is obviously so

ruining fruity foods one orange at a time...