techgirl♥bacon
says
it's time for more lies about Parl's pants.
parl's pants caused the pollution problem in china.
i heard that parl's pants once got deported from canada.
[in the 100 meter spin cycle that is]
it true that your trousers and your pants tried to unionize?
TheTick247
says
most small villages in Indonesia have a monument built of parl's pants in the town square.
In a gesture of kindness Parl's pants nicknamed his gloves "handpants"
TheTick247
says
parl's pants are so mesmerizing that vaccines have been developed to counter the affects.
TheTick247
says
the Mona Lisa was frowning until she saw parl's pants
TheTick247
says
"The Thinker" sculpture is really just a guy who's been pondering the awesomeness of parl's pants
I think er, he was staring at me bum
I'm glad I had me trousers on!
TheTick247
thinks
parl's pants were awarded a permanent seat (sorry) on the UN Security Council.
the front part
they are the most interesting trousers after all
TheTick247
says
douglas coupland studied parl's pants for a year as research for his new book.
spydrbyte
says
Some believe the answer to Life, The Universe and Everything is 42. Wrong. It is actually parl 's Pants.
parl's pants is fortunately not size 42!
parl is the one who wears the trousers in his house
erm pants that is
[sorry, old habits]
parl's pants are both punk and hardcore.
TheTick247
says
parl's trousers invented inventing.
parl's pants are union jackmade!
parl's trousers know who was on the grassy knoll.
TheTick247
says
parl's trousers can hit a 1-iron.
Parl's Pants picked a peck of pickles prior to Peter Piper 
TheTick247
says
parl's trousers was one of the original Muppets
parl's trousers went to rehab with robert downey jr and lindsay lohan.
TheTick247
says
the power of the Large Hadron Collider pales in comparison to parl's trousers
parl's trousers have the honor of being the official pants of the 119th Rose Parade.
that'd be union jack, right?
parl's trousers stopped him from changing his name to tom david caruso cruise.
[that's no lie!]
parl's trousers have blocked techgirl on flickr
parl's trousers would never do that. it's a private post, but I posted it before... what give? I need to consult the pants
TheTick247
says
Lance Armstrong is suspected of having ingested fibers stolen from parl's trousers in order to win the Tour de France
parl's trousers are the smoking gun AND the red herring.
I thought it was called a trouser trout?
parl's trousers are just jealous they didn't sell like the singing wall trout that made christmas extra annoying a few yrs ago.
parl's trousers are ruining the planet with their anger.
TheTick247
says
The A-Team is scared of parl's trousers.
hell, even chuck norris is afraid of parl's trousers
parl's trousers fed drew barrymore lines of blow during the filming of ET.
maybe parl's trousers should take down the NOW HIRING and VACANCY sign.
I'll move the vacancy sign to my hat
TheTick247
thinks
Dennis Rodman has only been trying to get the attention of parl's trousers
parl's trousers applied for a job as a mystery shopper in kalamazoo, michigan.
TheTick247
says
parl's trousers are rumored to be the monster in the next Cloverfield movie.
*insert plurk about parl's trousers and mackinac island fudge here*
TheTick247
says
i tried to stay rated G for the sake of parl's trousers.
TheTick247
thinks
parl's trousers can handle the truth.
parl's trousers found the horse head first in The Godfather.
TheTick247
says
parl's trousers made parl SPIN! THAT! WHEEL!
even more afraid of parl's trousers now.
just the bus people, not the bus.
i heard parl's trousers got arrested for running a prostitution ring from a georgetown brownstone.
parl's trousers need a minimum of 175 responses to make it to the interesting plurkers most responses thingy. GET BUSY, PEOPLE.
TheTick247
says
when the Dali Llama needs spiritual guidance, he seeks out parl's trousers.
parl
shares
parl's trousers one more time www.plurkpix.com/pix/21G...
parl's trousers always sing God Save the Queen on karaoke nights.
Butt it can only get out the first note 
TheTick247
says
the Little Dutch Boy stole the idea from parl's trousers
the coppertone baby first auditioned for the job while wearing parl's pants.
TheTick247
asks
Jodie Foster wore parl's pants?
i heard jodie foster took her first steps just so she could get closer to parl's pants.
TheTick247
says
Newton's apple only fell because it wanted to be closer to parl's pants
TheTick247
says
The reason for the Trojan war was because Helen of Troy was wearing parl's pants
greenpeace was first named parl's pantspeace but due to marketing restraints they had to change the name.
TheTick247
says
the Dead Sea Scrolls were originally written on parl's pants
TheTick247
says
parl's pants can be seen from outerspace
parl's trousers and a hello kitty toaster tried to get married in vermont last weekend.
er, counter [side board?]
TheTick247
says
parls trousers make Joseph's Technicolor Dreamcoat seem drab
parl's trousers are now forbidden to ever eat toast again. the jury is still out regarding coffee.
parl's trousers stayed home from school the day luke and laura got married.
TheTick247
says
the Sir Arthur Sullivan novel was originally titled "The Pirates of Parl's Pants" until it was found to be not good enough to bear the name
El Día de los Muerto is the national holiday of the republic of parl's pants
TheTick247
says
parl's pants can hear color
parl's trousers know all the words to the jabberwocky.
TheTick247
says
parl's trousers know where the wild things are.
parl's trousers were in an off off broadway production of the vagina monologues.
TheTick247
says
the swishing of parl's pants was the first rhythm known to man or beast.
parl's pants invented fire.
TheTick247
says
parl's trousers knew that the little engine could do it from the very beginning.
united states currency used to say 'In Parl's Pants We Trust'.
parl's trousers created the joke about what has tons of teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?
TheTick247
says
parl's pants know the difference between innuendo and sarcasm
parl's trousers could take on Mothra, Godzilla, Godzuki and Gamera and win.
TheTick247
says
parl's trousers make Voltron look like a big jumble of car parts
TheTick247
says
if you strike down parl's pants they will be come greater than you can even imagine
TheTick247
says
parl's pants will be with you...always
TheTick247
says
parl's trousers are an enigma wrapped in a puzzle wrapped in a conundrum
TheTick247
asks
"the monolith"? Is that what you call what lies behind the zipper? 
TheTick247
says
parl's trousers know what plurk's "unknown error" is, but ain't sayin'
TheTick247
says
when it's time to go, the building leaves parl's trousers, out of respect
parl's trousers created the pitagora theorem.
TheTick247
says
parl's pants just made the "most interesting" plurks list
captainstardust
loves
this thread. and, vicariously, parl's pants...
LONG LIVE PARL'S PANTS!
TheTick247
says
parl's trousers have the strongest gravitational field in the known universe
parl's trousers are in cahoots with the gopher from caddyshack.
TheTick247
thinks
Punxsutawney Phil only goes back into his hole when parl's pants aren't around for him to gaze at.
Parl's pants are an important divice for the SETI program
I can't explain why . . . they are watching!
rechristens parl
captainstardust
says
oops... rechristens parl's PANTS: Plurksatawney Pants
captainstardust
thinks
this thread indicates the start of pantsing season
just as long as sally struthers doesn't EAT parl's pants!
did somebody mention bacon pants? 
TheTick247
says
parl's pants have a natural smokey goodness about them
TheTick247
says
Archie Bunker welcomes parl's pants to the neighborhood with open arms
TheTick247
shares
parl's pants are hot,but they're not hotpants
believes parl's pants will become epic legend on plurk and may develop into the next big religion = parlspantsology
then it will only be a matter of time until parl'spantsology builds a compound to train other paints.
Parl's Pants are in the Smithsonian Museum.
parl's trousers saved Gepetto from the whale.
parl's pants learned the sweet siren song from circe.
TheTick247
thinks
Ulysses would have gotten back to Ithica in20 minutes if he'd gotten directions from parl's pants
parl's pants wrote the Iliad.
TheTick247
says
parl's pants used the burning bush to BBQ the golden calf
i didn't know that parl's pants spoke smelly hippie!
parl's trousers have an open invitation to be a house guest on Big Brother UK next season.
TheTick247
says
the walls of Jehrico only fell after parl's trousers left to get ice cream.
and now, a reading from the Holy Gospel of Parl's Pants
TheTick247
says
parl's trousers know how much a woodchuck would chuck.
captainstardust
shares
the Pants Commandments: 1. Do not have any other pants before me.
2. You shall not make for yourself any pants, in the form of anything that is in heaven, or that is on the earth, or that is in the water.
for the Pants of parl are jealous pants, punishing children for the iniquity of parents to the 3rd&4th generation of those who reject them
thou shalt not take the name of the Pants in vain
remember the Pantsing day and keep it holy
for six days you shall labour and wear pants; but the seventh day is Pantsing day to the Pants of Parl, you shall not wear any pants...
you, your son or your daughter, your male or female slave, your livestock, or the alien resident in your towns.
you shall not steal pants.
you shall not bear false witness against your pants.
you shall not covet your neighbour's pants.
TheTick247
says
attempts by the Chinese to make knockoff copies of parl's trousers caused the Boxing Day Tsunami
parl's trousers brought an end to cannibalism on the island of tonga.
parl's trousers ended the 10 thousand day war in one afternoon. it just took them 99,999.5 days to figure it all out
parl's trousers ended the 10 thousand day war in one afternoon. it just took them 99,999.5 days to figure it all out
oops. bad math
parl's trousers say, "math is hard. let's go shopping."
TheTick247
says
The serpent got the apple from parl's trousers
TheTick247
says
The serpent got the apple from parl's trousers
parl's trousers are eating their way through the alice waters fruit cookbook.
captainstardust
says
in the beginning, there were parl's pants
TheTick247
says
parl's trousers will fight for your right to party
Masonic Maniac
says
CSI tests on parl's pants revealed he was both severely scared at one time, or laughed really hard (think about it) 
parl's trousers are allergic to david caruso.
TheTick247
says
parl's trousers can do the entire hokey-pokey without once shakin' it all about.
parl's trousers like gladiator movies and turkish prisons.
TheTick247
says
parl's trousers know that England's flag is only called "The Union Jack" when it's used on a ship. All other times it's "The Union Flag"
TheTick247
says
parl's trousers' knowledge make hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy look like a pamphlet
TheTick247
says
parl's trousers are the 6th AND 7th senses.
bruce willis wishes he had parl's trousers.
TheTick247
says
dead people can still see parl's trousers
the Beatles originally recorded the song as "All You Need is Pants."
parl's trousers have their OWN organ donor card.
TheTick247
says
parl's trousers are the alpha and the omega
when people see parl's trousers, they usually have the Pink Panther theme run through their mind radio
parl's trousers make Socrates seem shallow
parl's pants discovered the Northwest Passage.
TheTick247
says
parl's trousers built the Hoover Dam in it's spare time
Rodney Dangerfield liberated the 'No Respect' tagline from parl's trousers.
parl's trousers have their own fanclub on facebook
TheTick247
says
Dick Clark didn't age a day until he lost the thread from parl's trousers he'd been keeping in his pocket.
TheTick247
thinks
If parl's's trousers don't know about it, it never happened and it never will.
captainstardust
says
parl's pants are currently developing THE next big social networking sight, to be called Pantsbook
Masonic Maniac
says
in the delegate count, Parl's pants got more votes than Obama
parl's trousers beat bobby flay in a bbq throwdown.
parl's trousers designed the new Jetblue terminal at JFK.
parl's pants caused a sensation at Fashion Week
parl's pants wrote the original draft of the Declaration of Independence, opening "We the Pants of the United States of America"
the story of parl's pants is being turned into a Broadway musical. not yet open, it has already become the bestselling musical of all time.
parl's trousers did hit 300 responses and many more to become the legendary longest most-prolific plurk in history
parl's trousers are bummed that they can't participate in the facebook toga party in palo alto right now.
parl's trousers are full of eels.
parl's trousers wish they were a hovercraft.
drove a few lobbyists to the silicon valley party this afternoon
tesla gave parl's trousers his secret for wireless power transmission
parl's trousers are all hat, no cattle.
neither does TheTick247 
ahhh this is where i found you all!!! parl's pants started it all...