Also? gr1dl0ck is totally a Bacon Thief.

if she should admit that she is a Bed Hog, which is probably worse than Bacon Thievery.

No! NO. Bacon Thievery is much worse. Good thing HIB is hot.

ROFL I adore you - you're so cute.

say it isn't sooooo!!!! Marmite? AND a bed-hog? LMAO Bacon thievery is very wrong, though...

it was an educational weekend.

heeee

as in sex ed? *snort*

shocked! Shocked, I say!

was that convincing?

yeah no ROFL

trying to be demure and failing miserably.

I blame my bacon thieving boyfriend.

awwwww you said boyfriend

giggly bitca is cute

wondering why his ears were burning - now he knows

it's not theft if said bacon was needed for sustenance to meet unreasonable demands

LOL gr1dlock

and will refrain from asking about said "unreasonable demands" in the name of propriety.

never unreasonable! I'm sure I don't know what gr1dl0ck is talking about.