yknow. you're absolutely right. There is no logical reason for attraction to boobs.

and yet. they are freakin' awesome.

whyyyyyyy

lol we just do

biology.

it's like when you go to a story and you see the cutest teddy bear and you just want to squeeze it.

store*

D: boobs arent cute tho. I always wondered that too. The only appealing this is that theyre good pillows

....do u have something to tell us V?

LOL! I like to cuddle with people..and guys are just awkward to cuddle. =o=

so u cuddle with girls?

Sure. :3 I cuddled with chef! Well..sit on her lap alot. SHES COMFY.

D:

we arent cuddling.

HAHAHA. I WAS GONNA ASK TOO. D: CMON SAMMEH!

No.

im glad i posted this plurk

Do you manboobs get lovings too?

Im not.

HAHA NOT YOU I MEAN THAT SNUCK IN

haha did you mean "do manboobs get lovings too?" or "do your manboobs get lovings too?"

HAHA The first one, but it came out like the second. Jer doesnt have manboobs.

i dont like manboobs. and i doubt women do either. if they do im gonna regret losing all that weight.

HAHA. Not really. But Im not fond of any boobs. D cups to As...manboobs to backboobs. Theyre all just kinda..flabby. SO MANY KINDS!

D: Im indifferent

i don like em big. if theyre too big it reminds me of fat haha

xox

;D

HAHA. Whyre you smiling sam!?!

thats what i was wondering too

no fuckin clue

Im braindead

writing all this shit

HAHA. I thought you were happy Jer likes small boobs.

thats what i thought too

nooppeee, Im happy I have 16 out of 40 pages done lawl

same thing as tiny boobs

basically.

not as sexy. but i mean. if a girl wrote 16 out of 40 pages FOR me? yeah id prolly be all ;D

HAHA. Sounds cute.

HAHAHAHA

U can not haz. I need these. I wrote ur fucking mark twaine paper than failed mine tho.

lolz i still had to rewrite that paper cuz i ended up gettin a 44% on it but u only did the intro, which was probably the good 44%

but for that sam

HAHA. Awww! Hmm...paper boobs...tiny papers..<3 Awwe.

;D

D: BOOB PAPER CUT. OH NO.

boobs are great. best part about being a girl in my opinion.

I prefer the not having erections part

I still pop boners in the grocery store.

those do become inconvenient at times

You make them sound like balloons D:

best part about being a girl is skirts.

balloons are inconvenient?

OH. SAM POPPING THEM IN GROCERY STORES

i see what you did there

HAHA no. Sam poping boners. D: All these things you guys mention...guys can do too. Guys can have boobs and wear skirts.

Guys cant not have adams apples

does not like seeing guys in skirts

There you go..

adams apples arent inconvenient though

it will be for the person choking u

HAHAHAHA

HAHA. Doesnt that make them handy for the victim? D: Theyre kind of gross whenever theyre big though..eww..

girls are easier to choke then?

D:

D:...S&M...

HAHAHAHA

??? whats that???

S&M looks like SAM. WOAH. OR SAMS NAME IS SHORT FOR IT. CUZ AND IS A.

WHATS IT MEAN THO

WIKI IT SAM.

ur probably not gonna wanna google it

D: sex and murder?

HAHA. GOOGLE IMAGES IT. THATS SHORT AND EASY.

hahahaha

D: u tell me

haha i didnt know what the actual letters meant so i looked it up, but it stands for Sadomachocism

sadomasochism*

www.sevennationarmy.net/...

its when you enjoy getting beat up or tied up, in particularly in sexual situations

DARNIT JER

HAHAHAHA OMG VEE HAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAA

HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

I JUST PEED

ALOT

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

HAHAHA

Thats wut google images gave me. I thought it was the best example.

sums it up pretty well

i dont like how my plurk ended on S&M

i liked the boob talk better

too bad.

i feel a TITS OR GTFO is appropriate

MOAR

this is relevant to my interests

i didn't read any of this plurk that didn't relate to bobos

*boobs

I have no idea what the hell is happening in this plurk. Was Vee talking about cuddling with me? D:

CUDDLE BUDDY! <3

HAHAH. I just want to know how this relates to boobs.

You have cozy boobs? D:

D: RUN