walks to his house, exhausted, wondering why his boss decided to work him so hard today. He arrives at his house, only to find it still...
spray painted and smelling disgusting, thanks to Scotland.
Francis
is
walking by his house and stops shortly, gagging and covering his nose with his sleeve. "Sacre bleu!"
((Kill my French whenever. XD))
((...Oh god, imagining France actually saying that has got me giggling so hard.))
hears Francis and turns around, raising an eyebrow. "Can I help you?"
waves his other hand from side to side, making the most horrid face he possibly can. "what is that stench??"
scowls. "That would be the work of Scotland."
makes a face. "That smelly bastard was here?"
motions to the Scottish flags on his windows. "Who else do you think would do that?"'
tilts his head to the side. "Well, if it were considering me..." He grins brightly. "A lot of people!"
blinks at him. "..."
Francis
is
completely oblivious. "Why don't you just hire out someone to clean up all this mess?"
supposes he could. But he doesn't want to waste the money
Francis
thinks
what good is money if you don't spend it?
rolls his eyes. "I do spend money."
puts his hands on his own hips. "Then spend money to clean this stinky place!"
scoffs. "I can do it myself. And keep my money."
waves his hand by his nose. "Then you'll stink even more. No amount of baths can get rid of that smell."
raises both eyebrows. "Even more?"
nods. "Yes, even more."
Alejandro
gives
him a glare. "What is that supposed to mean?"
tilts his head to the side. "You smell since you've been around the house. If you clean it, then the smell will cling even more."
shrugs. "They make cologne for a reason."
sticks out his tongue. "Then you'll be that man everyone hates who uses too much cologne."
Alejandro
thinks
he's already the man everyone hates, and using cologne wouldn't do a thing.
Francis
hopes
he uses at least something tasteful.
rolls his eyes. "Like what?
grins. "I have a collection at my place that I could bring over. Germania liked quite a few of them."
blinks. "Uhm...okay."
Francis
will
bring them over as soon as Cuba's place smells decent... or invite Cuba when he smells decent.... whichever happens first.
rolls his eyes. "Yeah, yeah."