the reason I wasnt born a woman Teratophobia- Fear of bearing a deformed child or fear of monsters or deformed people.

the real reason you're gonna die: Trypanophobia- Fear of injections.

the real reason you want to die: Toxiphobia or Toxophobia or Toxicophobia- Fear of poison or of being accidently poisoned.

the real reason people joke about the chicken: Dromophobia- Fear of crossing streets.