at work trying to sober up before I go home. Someone threw an orange at me today. It was strange. Who the fuck throws oranges?
breanne
asks
did you deserve it?
That's not the point.
breanne
says
fair enough. You should have thrown something back
bronsont
thinks
someone from Tennessee, Texas, or Florida! Were you playing football at the time?
should have thrown a stapler or other heavy object back
no I was not playing football.
I don't know who threw it or where it came from. It was outside after lunch. No big deal.
maybe they were aiming for a garbage can or someone near you
breanne
says
it was probably a former employee
could you narrow it done a bit.
breanne
says
no.
breanne
says
a disgruntled former employee. There.
yeah maybe it wasn't throw at me. Wrong place at the wrong time.
that was strange
yes. yes it was.
then again, it happened to you... so not at all surprising... 
LuCkYButterFLY
says
karma.. 
Saki Kimono
says
did you duck?
Saki Kimono
says
Maybe that was just their way of OFFERING you an orange- did you tell them thank you?
Mr San
likes
oranges
succubitch
says
someone threw an orange at you? HAHAHAHAHAHA!! at least it wasn't, oh, i don't know. durian?
succubitch
says
or *maybe* it was some cute little 6 year old who likes you. so she threw something at you. because you know, girls are meanies 
TheBadMonkey
says
maybe it was those emo kids who always stare at you after finding out you\'re not one of their kind
succubitch
says
oya! i forgot you were the emo one! *shakes head* how could i? 
Mr San
says
cheer up emo kid
succubitch
says
it'll be okay
//_o\ <-- emo. in case you were wondering.
i wasn't.