so go wash your face. geez.

maybe something to do with that pastrami you had at lunch

just thought you guys would want know.

maybe the bitch peed on it while you slept. Better take her for a walk!

gross

I haven't heard that since grade school. "What's that smell?" "Your upper lip."

I've never heard it before. Did you go to public school?

yes, of course. I'm not Catholic.

not every private school is catholic. Besides I'm Jewish. Just because I have a thing for nuns it doesn't mean I'm catholic.

I was generally speaking, I wasn't accusing you of being Catholic.

why? what are you insinuating about me and my public school education?

I am Catholic.

I know you are, you dirtbag. But I realized someone else might be offended.

i'm afraid to ask what you've been doing... so i won't.

dirty, dirty boy

I wasn't insinuating anything.

Wjy would you carebif anyone is offened? Hey! Why did you call me a dirtbag!?!

oops too many typos to correct in that one...

you're the most frustrating person. You make me want to bang my head into the wall repeatedly.

Then quit talking to me. I don't mean to make you angry.

you don't make me angry, just frustrated

Angry or frustrated doesn't matter. Neither are very good.

that is some kind of awesome. Some kind...

yeah he lies for fun.

do not.

oh so you lie just because?

I do not lie.

wow. if that's the most 'paradoxical' statement of the day.

this plurk ended on an odd note.

from me?

sure.

thanks

you are welcome. now how about lifting that restraining order?

wait. HOW can you smell your upper lip?!

because it's right under your nose

still doesn't understand the HOW part. You must have a really long nose, or a prehensile lip.