eriktrips
wonders
whether a climb up twin peaks is now necessary for sleep. it was cold as whatever that vaguely obscene simile is up there last night.
witch's tit? The devil's dick?
eriktrips
says
yeah I think the witch's tit is the one. seems the devil's dick might be a mite warm..
According to the witchcraft trial testimonies, it was cold, metallic, and spiked.
oooh. interesting. well it wasn't quite that.. painful up there last night.
Cold, spiky metal would be kinda painful...
eriktrips
says
like little mechanical cats. you know cats have barbed penises, right? makes the females ovulate.
eriktrips
thinks
cats are an alien species
They have barbed penises?! wild