found a white hair on his thigh. If this is a harbinger of old age, it sure is a weird one.
i think i should respond to this in some way, but i'm not sure how.
haha definitely a weird sign of old age....
concerned by the fact that you were looking so closely at your thigh that you found a white hair.
HoPo
was
on the John.
... finds this even more awkward now.
You asked!
DID NOT!
PRACTICALLY!
only expressed her concern!
did not ask WHY or HOW you found that hair, EVER!
she has a point. there was no question, only a statement.
The way she phrased her question begged for an explanation though. I have to defend my honor, after all.
By telling me you were using the restroom when you noticed a white hair on your thigh?
doesn't think that makes it any more legit.
because the bathroom is the only reasonable place to be sitting down looking at my bare thigh.
Don't try to weasel out of this, Bonifant. You brought this upon yourself by being a jerk.
UnheardMelody
thinks
that if being a jerk brought revelations like this, you would be awakened by nightmares of the horrible things you knew.
must not be a jerk, because he only dreams of ponies and wildflowers.