omg are you kidding? hahahaha

You were there, weren't you?

The landlady came out, and was all... I don't know what.

i thought she was afk

LOL

I tried to assimilate her, she said "nein danke," so I ran away. I thought maybe she was the Gestapo.

what?

She didn't want to be assimilated! Can you imagine!?!?! I couldn't handle it - it was too much.

she did not want a spaceship "not today hun"

assimilation fail

try again tomorrow?

nah

not TODAY!? omg hahahahaha

and she called you HUN!?

jesus

she was not Jesus

no, jesus likes to have fun

also? jesus loves us

she was SO not jesus

LOLLL

haha

damn business types